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philnoto:

Magik

philnoto:

Magik

deeee-light:

Hillary Clinton pant-suit rainbow

deeee-light:

Hillary Clinton pant-suit rainbow


Gilbert Stuart, Portrait of Elizabeth Parke Custis Law, 1796

Live fast, die young.*
*most likely of some kind of pox or plague.

Gilbert Stuart, Portrait of Elizabeth Parke Custis Law, 1796

Live fast, die young.*

*most likely of some kind of pox or plague.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LOOK, WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS. NOW’S NOT THE TIME FOR COLD FEET. WE GO IN. YOU DO EXACTLY WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT. I DO MY THING. WE WALK OUT WITH THE MONEY. NOBODY GETS HURT. BING BANG BOOM. DONE AND DONE. 
YOU START GETTIN’ IDEAS, YOU START HAVIN’ SECOND THOUGHTS …THEN I GOTTA WORRY ABOUT YOU AND I CAN’T CONCENTRATE ON MY THING, YOU UNDERSTAND? I CAN’T CONCENTRATE, MAYBE SOMEBODY DOES GET HURT, AND NOBODY WANTS THAT. SO JUST STICK TO THE PLAN, YEAH? JUST BE COOL.
LOOK AT ME. LOOK ME IN THE EYE. 
DON’T FUCK THIS UP.

I didn’t choose the pug life, the pug life chose me.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LOOK, WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS. NOW’S NOT THE TIME FOR COLD FEET. WE GO IN. YOU DO EXACTLY WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT. I DO MY THING. WE WALK OUT WITH THE MONEY. NOBODY GETS HURT. BING BANG BOOM. DONE AND DONE. 

YOU START GETTIN’ IDEAS, YOU START HAVIN’ SECOND THOUGHTS …THEN I GOTTA WORRY ABOUT YOU AND I CAN’T CONCENTRATE ON MY THING, YOU UNDERSTAND? I CAN’T CONCENTRATE, MAYBE SOMEBODY DOES GET HURT, AND NOBODY WANTS THAT. SO JUST STICK TO THE PLAN, YEAH? JUST BE COOL.

LOOK AT ME. LOOK ME IN THE EYE. 

DON’T FUCK THIS UP.

I didn’t choose the pug life, the pug life chose me.

Whenever anyone eats something with cilantro in it

whatshouldwecallme:

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But I’m just like

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ONE OF US

gingerhaze:

I love that Asgardians are immortal and Thor and Loki are hundreds of years old but their hair grows super fast and haircuts just aren’t a thing

gingerhaze:

I love that Asgardians are immortal and Thor and Loki are hundreds of years old but their hair grows super fast and haircuts just aren’t a thing

lifeinbiglaw:

“You’re a lawyer?! Haha I better be careful or you might sue me!”

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My last 10 dates.

bitchfaceart:

Joan of Arc captured
(I don’t have the name of this work, so if anyone knows, please message me)

bitchfaceart:

Joan of Arc captured

(I don’t have the name of this work, so if anyone knows, please message me)

thatfunnyblog:

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