Tattoo this on my body.
"I’m the Slayer. Slay-er. Chosen one. She who hangs out a lot in cemeteries? You’re kidding. Ask around. Look it up: Slayer, comma the."
Stumbled upon this on Facebook today and couldn’t stop laughing.This fits nicely into a small box I keep in my heart for particular treasures.
Hahahah cats are the greatest
Look at these little motherfuckers they don’t even CARE
CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA